What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Icy what you did there.
I told you snow.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
This is snow laughing matter!
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Snow on and snow forth.
It's ice to meet you.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
It’s snow joke.
You’re my soul Santa.
Up to snow good.
This is snow laughing matter!
I’ll never fir-get.
Icy what you did there.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Hold on for deer life.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
I'm pine-ing for you.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Snow thank you.
Best in snow.
Your presents is requested.
Sleigh, what?!
I’m feelin’ pine.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
I only have ice for you.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Treat yo'elf.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Rebel without a Claus.
The snuggle is real.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Let’s take an elfie.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
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