He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Snow on and snow forth.
I told you snow.
This is snow laughing matter!
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
It takes one to snow one.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Best in snow.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
This is snow laughing matter!
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Birch, please.
Resting Grinch face.
We have great chemis-tree.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
I only have ice for you.
I’ll never fir-get.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
It takes one to snow one.
As it snow happens.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Hold on for deer life.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Up to snow good.
Don’t be elfish.
Say it ain’t snow.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Up to snow good.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
Believe in your elf.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Love at frost sight!