What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Best in snow.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I only have ice for you.
Rebel without a Claus.
I’m feelin’ pine.
I have the final sleigh.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
How rude-olf of you.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
You sleigh me.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
You snow the drill.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Icy what you did there.
It's lit.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Snow thank you.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Hold on for deer life.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Fir sure.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Say it ain’t snow.
We have great chemis-tree.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Sleigh, what?!
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
I’m elf-taught.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Snow thank you.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
I'm snow bored.
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