What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Let’s take an elfie.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
I only have ice for you.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
I’m elf-taught.
Don’t be elfish.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Hold on for deer life.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
It takes one to snow one.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
How rude-olf of you.
As it snow happens.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
You’re my soul Santa.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
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