I'm Claus-trophobic.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
We have great chemis-tree.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Say it ain’t snow.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I'm snow bored.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
How rude-olf of you.
It's lit.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
You sleigh me.
I have the final sleigh.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Up to snow good.
Rebel without a Claus.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
Best in snow.
Snow on and snow forth.
Make it rein.
Snow on and snow forth.
It’s snow joke.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
It takes one to snow one.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
You snow the drill.
Time to spruce things up.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Believe in your elf.
Hold on for deer life.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Snow thank you.
I’m elf-taught.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
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