I have the final sleigh.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
I’m feelin’ pine.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Snow thank you.
Snow on and snow forth.
Say it ain’t snow.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Fir sure.
I only have ice for you.
Let’s take an elfie.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
How rude-olf of you.
Love at frost sight!
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Snow thank you.
Sleigh, what?!
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
It takes one to snow one.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
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