This is snow laughing matter!
It's ice to meet you.
Snow on and snow forth.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Believe in your elf.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
It's ice to meet you.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
It takes one to snow one.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Time to spruce things up.
Don’t be elfish.
I'm pine-ing for you.
I’m elf-taught.
Up to snow good.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Hold on for deer life.
Birch, please.
I’m feelin’ pine.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Yule be sorry.
How rude-olf of you.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
You snow the drill.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Snow thank you.
Treat yo'elf.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
“You’re my soul Santa.”
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
It’s snow joke.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
I'm snow bored.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Let’s take an elfie.
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