What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
It’s snow joke.
Your presents is requested.
We have great chemis-tree.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Resting Grinch face.
It’s snow joke.
Treat yo'elf.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Best in snow.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Snow on and snow forth.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Rebel without a Claus.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Believe in your elf.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Fir sure.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
I'm pine-ing for you.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
I’m elf-taught.
Birch, please.
You snow the drill.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
I’m feelin’ pine.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
I only have ice for you.
Icy what you did there.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Time to spruce things up.
Up to snow good.
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