These decorations are tree-mendous.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
That look soots you.
It’s snow joke.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
It's ice to meet you.
Icy what you did there.
Best in snow.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Rebel without a Claus.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Resting Grinch face.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Say it ain’t snow.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Time to spruce things up.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
I'm pine-ing for you.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Snow thank you.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I only have ice for you.
It takes one to snow one.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
I’ll never fir-get.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
You snow the drill.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
This is snow laughing matter!
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
I only have ice for you.
We have great chemis-tree.
She has high elf-esteem.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Treat yo'elf.
How rude-olf of you.
Snow on and snow forth.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
It’s snow joke.
Snow on and snow forth.
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