“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Time to spruce things up.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
These decorations are tree-mendous.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
It takes one to snow one.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
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