What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
I’ll never fir-get.
Believe in your elf.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
I'm pine-ing for you.
Say it ain’t snow.
He’s an elf-made man.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
How rude-olf of you.
Let’s take an elfie.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Icy what you did there.
As it snow happens.
Love at frost sight!
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
It’s snow joke.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I have the final sleigh.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
I'm snow bored.
We have great chemis-tree.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
I told you snow.
Best in snow.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
She has high elf-esteem.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
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