Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
As it snow happens.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
You sleigh me.
I'm pine-ing for you.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Best in snow.
Say it ain’t snow.
I’m elf-taught.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Yule be sorry.
Treat yo'elf.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Don’t be elfish.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Up to snow good.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
It takes one to snow one.
Your presents is requested.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
You snow the drill.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I'm snow bored.
The snuggle is real.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Snow thank you.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Make it rein.
This is snow laughing matter!
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
He’s an elf-made man.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Icy what you did there.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
It's lit.
I’ll never fir-get.
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