What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are both will end up in the gutter.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.