If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Bowlers pay a lot of money to play. This is because it is a bum per lane.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.