Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
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