Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Basketball players make good husbands. They never shoot their wives.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
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