Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
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