According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
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