What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
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