What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
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