Q: What did the young Pharaoh say when it got frightened?
A: Where's my mummy!!
Q: Why was the Pharaoh wet?
A: He was the reigning ruler.
What did ancient Egyptian pharaohs sleep on?...
...Temple-pedic mattresses...
What do you call an ancient Egyptian chef?
Gordon Ramses.
Which underwear does King Tut wear?
Fruit of the tomb!
Why was Cleopatra so in love with Egypt's ruler?
Pharaohmones
Julius Caesar's brother was the first historically known epileptic.
His name? Julius Seizure.
What did one pyramid say to the other? Hey! Where's your mummy?
What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?
ANKH ANKH!!
Q: What did the Pharaoh do when he needed help moving his gold?
A: He hired-a-glyphics.
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