Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
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