What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Get in the swim this summer.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Summer is just floating by.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
For instant fun, just add water.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Poor white splash.
My moment in the sun.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Water you doing on [date]?
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
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