My moment in the sun.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
For instant fun, just add water.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Get in the swim this summer.
Water you doing on [date]?
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Summer is just floating by.
Poor white splash.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
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