Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
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