Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
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