Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
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