Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
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