Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
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