What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
What is the most popular console with the vikings?
The axe-box
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?
They have Valhallet parking
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
Why are Scandinavian women so hot?
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones.
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
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