What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
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