Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
What is the most popular console with the vikings?
The axe-box
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
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