What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
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