What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?
They have Valhallet parking
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
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