What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
What is the most popular console with the vikings?
The axe-box
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?
They have Valhallet parking
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
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