What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
What is the most popular console with the vikings?
The axe-box
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
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