You're the ruler of my heart.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I find you very a-peeling.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I love you meow and forever.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I loaf you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
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