I think I found my perfect match
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
You have a pizza my heart.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
My love for you simply radiates.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I think you’re dandelion.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
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