If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I loaf you.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Every piece of you is sweet.
You're acute Valentine.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I followed my heart to you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I’m fondue you.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I “lub” you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I wood never leaf you.
I find you very a-peeling.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I whale always love you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
You’re the queen of my heart.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
You're the ruler of my heart.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I dig you a hole lot.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
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