Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I love you meow and forever.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You have a pizza my heart.
You’re the queen of my heart.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I think I found my perfect match
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I followed my heart to you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
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