I think I found my perfect match
You're acute Valentine.
I whale always love you.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I followed my heart to you.
I think you’re dandelion.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I love you meow and forever.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
My love for you is like no otter.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
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