My love for you is like no otter.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I followed my heart to you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
My love for you simply radiates.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
You’re the queen of my heart.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Every piece of you is sweet.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You have a pizza my heart.
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