"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Yoda one for me!
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I think I found my perfect match
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I wood never leaf you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I’m fondue you.
Every piece of you is sweet.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I “lub” you.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I sulfur when you argon.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
We make a great pear
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
You're the ruler of my heart.
You have a pizza my heart.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
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