I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I “lub” you.
You're acute Valentine.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I loaf you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I followed my heart to you.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I sulfur when you argon.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
You have a pizza my heart.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I dig you a hole lot.
I love you meow and forever.
My love for you is like no otter.
Yoda one for me!
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
We make a great pear
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I find you very a-peeling.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I fence-y you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
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