Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I wood never leaf you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I've been thinking of U periodically.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Yoda one for me!
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I sulfur when you argon.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I “lub” you.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I love you meow and forever.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I fence-y you.
You're acute Valentine.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I followed my heart to you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
You have a pizza my heart.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
We make a great pear
I find you very a-peeling.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
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