Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
My love for you simply radiates.
I think you’re dandelion.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I love you meow and forever.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I'm fondue you, it's true
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I followed my heart to you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
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