I can heartly wait to see you.
I sulfur when you argon.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I think you’re dandelion.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I wood never leaf you.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I love you dairy much.
I love you meow and forever.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I think I found my perfect match
I dig you a hole lot.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
You're acute Valentine.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
We make a great pear
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I followed my heart to you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
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