I am fawn’d of you my deer.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I whale always love you.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
We’ve got serious chemistry.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I’m fondue you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I loaf you.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I sulfur when you argon.
I think I found my perfect match
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Every piece of you is sweet.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I “lub” you.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I think you’re dandelion.
My love for you simply radiates.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
We make a great pear
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
My love for you is like no otter.
I wood never leaf you.
I find you very a-peeling.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Go to BabaMail
