Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
My love for you is like no otter.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I find you very a-peeling.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
My love for you simply radiates.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I followed my heart to you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I love you meow and forever.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
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