You have a pizza my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I followed my heart to you.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I fence-y you.
I wood never leaf you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I'm fondue you, it's true
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I think I found my perfect match
I dig you a hole lot.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I sulfur when you argon.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Every piece of you is sweet.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
You're the ruler of my heart.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
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