Don’t go bacon my heart.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I find you very a-peeling.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Yoda one for me!
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
You have a pizza my heart.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I think I found my perfect match
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You're acute Valentine.
My love for you is like no otter.
I whale always love you.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
We make a great pear
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I fence-y you.
I love you dairy much.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I sulfur when you argon.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I think you’re dandelion.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I’m fondue you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
My love for you simply radiates.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I dig you a hole lot.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
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