Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
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