Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
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