Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
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