Went to buy a new microwave. Salesperson asks me "what volume are you looking for?"
And I say "nothign too loud"
Why do microwaves always mess up wifi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Something is odd about my hot stove.
I just can't quite put my finger on it.
She wanted a microwave for her birthday...
So I pointed and fired my shrink ray at her hand.
How long do you microwave fish?
Tuna half minutes!
My mum asked me to watch the stove while she went to the bathroom. She was so angry when she got back...
Things really boiled over
My friend bought a new house, and invited everyone to a party.
My dad asks, "How was the house warming?" And I said, "With the furnace, I suppose."
What's the opposite of a microwave?
A Tsunami.
I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs...
I guess I'll just wing it
I once knew a priest that only ate microwave soup.
He was a Ramen Catholic.
Why couldn't I fry wood on the stove?
I used a non-stick pan.
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
I went to a Church yard sale looking for a grill...
Unfortunately, they only had friars.
The repair man said he thought he'd fixed the propane stoves, but he couldn't be quite sure.
After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.
Invest in grills!
They're hot steakholders!
My dad argued with a stove
The conversation really started to heat up
What is a surfer's least favorite kitchen appliance?
A Microwave
My Microwave is a Liar. On the front it says "30-60 Seconds for a Hot Dog."
I keep running that thing for minutes on end but I never get a Hot Dog to come out.
Why does a microwave hum?
Because it doesn't know the words
A cow not being on the grill for very long is a rare occurrence.
I hate being married to a microwave
Every time I give her my two cents she blows up
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