What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
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