It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
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