What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
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