What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
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Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
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