Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
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