Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
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