If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
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