Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
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