What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
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