Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
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What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
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