What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Mooning is very ASStrological
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
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