Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
Mooning is very ASStrological
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
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