I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
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