Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
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