An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
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