Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Variety is the ice of life.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
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